不过是你先起的头哦
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The HR Person said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow!!! Are you kidding?"
And the HR Person said, "Certainly, ...but you started it."
一次招工面试到末尾时，人力资源部的人问刚从麻省理工学院毕业的年轻工商管理硕士：“那你想要的起薪是多少？”
求职者说：“年薪在十二万五千左右吧，还要看总体福利待遇。”
人力资源部的人说：“那好，放假5周、带薪休假14天、全额医疗和牙科保险、公司配发相当于50%年薪的退休金、还有每两年公司给配辆新车——比方说，红色轻巡洋舰跑车，这样的福利待遇，你看怎么样？”
那个待聘工程师坐直了身子，说：“哇！你在开玩笑吧？”
人力资源部的人就说：“当然咯，……不过是你起的头哦。”
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