给我那个打赢的

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　　Bring me the winner

　　―― Waiter， this lobster has only one claw.

　　―― I'm sorry， sir. It must have been in a fight.

　　―― Well， bring me the winner then.

　　给我那个打赢的吧

　　―― 服务员，

　　这个龙虾只有一只爪。

　　―― 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

　　―― 哦，那给我那个打赢的吧。

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