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我的狗不识字

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  Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

  Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

  我的狗不识字

  布朗夫人:哦,

  亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

  史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

  布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。

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