妻子失声了怎么办
One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?"
一个男人问医生:“大夫,我妻子嗓子说不出话。我应该做些什么才能帮助她?”
The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."
医生答道:“尝试一下,凌晨3点回家。”
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