Military Joke(10)
Returning to West Point late one night,Colonel Schultz and his wife were challenged by the sentry at the gate.“Halt and identify yourself!”
“Jesus,Mary,and Joseph!”declared the startled woman. The sentry stepped aside.“Advance,Holy Family,to be recognized.”
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