英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇时尚娱乐1：八卦娱乐圈(双语阅读)
第二部分 时尚娱乐
Unit1 Eveniful Show Biz 八卦娱乐圈
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇1：八卦娱乐圈(双语阅读)
Be on your guard when people flatter you.
有人吹捧你的时候，千万要当心。
Harry saw an ad in a window.It said:"Wanted.The Beat Salesman in the World.Top pay." I'm a eTeat salesman. Harry told himself.I can sell anything. PIl go in and ask for Lhat job. He wem into Lhe build-ing and spoke ro the manager.
哈里在橱窗上看到一则广告。上面写着：“招聘世界上最好的售货员，报酬优厚。”我是一名了不起的售货员，哈里自言自语，任何东西我都能卖出去，我要进去应聘这份工作。他走进大楼去和经理说这件事。
A:I'm the besl salesman in the world.Give me the job.
我是世界上最好的售货员，把这份工作给我吧。
B:You must prove you're the best.
你必须证明你是最好的。
A:I'll pass every test you give me.
我会通过你给我的每一次考验的。
B:Good
好。
The manager took a box of candy out of his desk.
经理从桌子里取出一箱糖果。）
B:Last week,I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week,you can have the job.
我上星期买了IOOO箱这种糖果。如果你能在周末之前把这些全卖出去，你就能得到这份工作。
A:That's easy.
这很简单。
( He took the hox of candy and left the office.Every day and all day.,he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy. He couldn't sell one. The can dy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.
他拿着这箱糖果离开了办公室。每天从早到晚，他从这家店走到那家店，竭力想卖出这1000箱糖果。结果他一箱也没卖出去。糖果质量太差，以至于送人都没人要。）
A: I'm sorry, sir, I was wrong about myself. I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.
很抱歉，先生，我搞错了。我不是世界上最好的售货员，但我知道谁是最好的。
B:Oh. Who?
哦，是谁？
A:The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy.
是把这1000箱糖果卖给你的人。
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