Wash your face
Teacher: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
David: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
洗你的脸
老师:大卫,为什么你不洗你的脸?我能从你脸上看出你今天早餐有什么?
大卫:是什么?
老师:鸡蛋。
大卫:错误,老师。那是昨天吃的。
A Note：
Why don't/doesn’t sb. do sth.某人为什么不做某事Why not to do sth?为什么不做某事呢？意思为做某事吧。
Why not!为什么不呢？意思为:做吧!
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