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  This woman,who believed in natural birth,was having these abnormal contractions,went to see her Doctor.“Doc”,she said,“I‘m feeling these abnormal contractions”。The Doctor took a listen,and said:“My dear lady,you’re going to be having triplets!”Baffled,the woman asked:“How can you tell?”The Doctor responded:“I hear inside:”No,you go first!“”No,you go first!“No,you go first!”

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