一只孤独青蛙的美好未来
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled， "This is great！"
"Will I meet her at a party？" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic， "in biology class."
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