Kid Joke(72)
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog‘s duties.“They use him to keep crowds back，”said one youngster.“No，”said another，“he’s just for good luck.”
A third child brought the argument to a close.“They use the dogs，”she said firmly，“to find the fire hydrant.”
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