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黑英语笑话(一)

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  写完一篇prose(散文)

  喝完中药dose(一剂)

  黛玉床边pose(摆姿态)

  宝玉过来propose(建议)

  建议拿朵rose(玫瑰)

  紧紧靠着nose(鼻子)

  遭到黛玉oppose(反对)

  说不怀好purpose(目的)

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