跳伞
空中跳伞造型学校的教员在上完第一节课后，询问学员是否有什么问题。“我们每跳一次要交多少
钱？”一学员问，“10＄！”另一学员显得有点紧张，站起来问：“如果在跳伞时打不开降落伞怎么
办？”“不要担心，如果打不开降落伞我们会把钱退给你。”教员答道。
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