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谁是麻雀谁是燕子Two Birds--双语幽默笑话

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teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

teacher: please tell us.

老师:请说说看。

student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
 

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