Why did it make you late

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　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,

　　“Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

　　“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.

　　“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,” replied Mike.

　　那什么会使你迟到呢

　　迈克上学迟到了。他对老师布莱克先生说：“对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦见了一场足球赛。”

　　老师问：“那什么会使你迟到呢？”

　　迈克回答说：“因为两个队不分胜负，因此持续了很长时间。”

　　NOTE

　　Excuse me for 相当于 I am sorry for

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