外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹146：哥哥与妹妹(中英)
ack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two一year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts.”
杰克的妈妈听见他在大叫后就跑进卧室，她看见杰克两岁大的妹妹正在揪着他的头发。杰克的妈妈轻轻的把小女孩儿的手弄开，然后安慰杰克说:“你看，你看，她不是故意的。她只是不知道那么做会很疼。”
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?" "She knows now,” Jack replied.
当她刚要走出房间时，又听见了女儿在大叫。她又跑回去问:“怎么回事?”杰克回答:“她现在知道那样会非常疼了。”
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