林肯过生日
Teacher： What great event happened in 1809？
Little Willy： Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher： Correct. And what great event happened in 1812？
Little Willy： Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？
小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。
老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢？
小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。
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