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To Buy a Video

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  Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

  "I'm afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

  But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

  "How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

  "Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

  买录像机

  艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

  “恐怕我们还买不起,”妈妈叹息着说。

  可第二天当艾莫斯回来时,他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

  “你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?”妈妈大吃一惊,喘着气说。

  “妈妈,这简单,” 艾曼斯回答。“我把电视机给卖了!"

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