那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事123：如果我是一名经理
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
If I am a manager
如果我是一名经理
One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a composition - lf I Am a Manager.
有一天在课堂上，老师要同学们以¨如果我是一名经理¨为题写一篇作文。
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“I am waiting for my secretary,n was the boy's answer.
“我在等我的秘书”，男生答道
单词＆词组
guidepost 路标，路牌
perfume 香味，芳香，香水
grip 紧握，紧夹
irs kind offitting 理应如此。
assign 分配，指派
composition 写作，作文，成分，合成物
secretary 秘书，书记，部长，大臣
知道不知道
a dead sea apple=apple of Sodom，源自<圣约·旧约·创世纪>。据载，所多玛( Sodom)是古代死海(Dead Sea)附近的城市。由于那里的居民罪孽深重，上帝降天火焚毁所多玛后，在焦土上长出了苹果树，结出的果子外观诱人，但一摘就冒烟成灰。所以，apple of Sodom就被用来喻指¨华而不实，徒有虚表的东西”。
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