Sharing the Apples
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
"Cor!" said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself."
"Well," said Harry, "that's what you’ve got, so what are you worrying about?"
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妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。“跟妹妹分着吃。”妈妈说。
所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。
“哼，”妹妹说，“如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。”
“对呀，”哈里说，“你拿到的不就是小的吗？还着什么急呀？”
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