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  Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

  Father: I hope so ―― he certainly can't make a living by kissing girls!

  我希望如此

  邻居:您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?

  父亲:我希望这样-他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧!

  NOTE

  make a living 谋生

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