初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话04：惩罚（中英）
4.Punishment
惩罚
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
小女孩从学校回到家，对妈妈说：“妈妈，今天在学校我因为没做过的事受到了惩罚。”
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
妈妈惊叫着说：“那太糟糕了！我要去和你的老师谈一谈这件事。顺便问一下，你没做过什么？”
The little girl replied, "My homework"
小女孩回答说：“家庭作业。”
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