Conduct and Courtesy
Father: The school report gives you a D for conduct and an A for courtesy. How did you manage that?
Cuthbert: Whenever I punch someone, I apologize.
品德与礼貌
父亲：学校的成绩单上给你的品德分是D，礼貌分是A，你这是怎么搞的？
卡斯伯特：无论我什么时候打了人，过后我都会向人家道歉的。
NOTE
conduct n.
行为, 操行
courtesy n.
谦恭, 允许, 礼貌
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