双语对照爆笑雷人语录
my advantage is that i am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious.
我的优点是：我很帅；而我的缺点是：我帅得不明显。
when i went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that i was handsome. but i denied it, and then they hit me and said i am hypocritical.
有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅。我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
i am an angel, and the reason why i can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight.
我是天使，回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
although you wear some cologne, i can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you.
虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
it does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings.
谈钱不伤感情，但是谈感情最伤钱。
the accountant said : "could you please come for your earnings later, because i have no change here?"
会计说：“你能晚点来领工资么，我这儿没零钱。”
i curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags.
我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
the most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned.
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