每日一笑（4.25）

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After receiving warnings from his father, a pupil was so worried that he came to school to tell his teacher:"I don't mean to frighten you but my father said somebody would surely get slapped on face if I failed the exam again."

一个小学生的父亲警告他说:“如果没有超过60分，准有人挨巴掌！”到了学校，小学生忧心忡忡的找来老师，并对老师说：“不是我吓唬您啊！我爸爸说了，如果我再不及格准有人挨巴掌！”

哈哈,今天的笑话很短哦,不过还蛮经典的嘛

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