Just Sew the Buttonhole
Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.
丈夫:你给我把扣子缝好了吗,亲爱的?
妻子:没有,亲爱的。我找不到扣子,所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。
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