You Married Mine

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Little boy： Daddy， I want to get married.

Father jokingly said： Oh！ Who did you have in mind？

Little boy： Grandma.

Father： Wait a minute， you did not think I'd let you marry my mother， did you？

Little boy： Why not？ You married mine.

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