三条理由

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　　Teacher： Stone， give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.

　　Stone： Ma says so， Pa says so， and you say so！

　　老师：斯通，说出三条理由来证明地球是圆的。

　　斯通：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么说的，你也是这么说的。

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