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  Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

  They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see?

  “Well, I see thousands of stars.”

  “And what does that mean to you?”

  “Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?”

  “To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.”

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