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趣味图片英语笑话:dueling 决斗(双语)

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i've been up since 6! i made porridge and took a nice long speed walk!

我六点就起来,做了粥进行了长时间的行走

the dueling at dawn was invented by a morning person

一个早起的人让决定在黎明决斗

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