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  The parents of a difficult boy were discussing what to give him for a birthday present. The mother said,“Let‘s buy him a bicycle.”

  “Well,”said the father,“maybe but do you think it will improve his behavior?”

  “Probably not,”said the mother,“but it will spread it over a wider area.”

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