Second Floor or Fourth Floor?
A morning of two months ago, one beautiful girl entered the elevator after me. The air became aromatic. I saw that she pressed the number 2, and then pressed number 4.
两个月前的一个早晨，一位漂亮的女孩跟着我进了电梯，带进一股香味。我看到她按下了2号键，然后由按下了4号键。
The elevator was ascending, and stopped at the second floor, but the girl did not walk out of the elevator. The door of the elevator was closed and continued ascending. Soon, the elevator was stopped at the fourth floor. But, the beautiful girl, still not move.
电梯上升着，在第二层停了下来。但是那个女孩并未走出电梯。门关了，电梯继续向上运行。很快地，电梯停在了第四层。但那个漂亮的女孩仍站着不动。
I was surprised with it, and said: "Hi, you have missed the floor". But, the girl looked at me and said: "I am going to the twenty four floor.
对此我很是惊讶，对她说：“您好，您错过了您要到的楼层。”她瞅了瞅我，说：“我要去的是24层。”
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