美国人幽默的电话留言
美国家庭中的电话机一般都有留言提示功能，也就是当外人打入电话时，如果主人不在家，电话没人接，电话机会自动播送一段提示，内容通常是：抱歉，家里没人，请您听到“嘟”的一声之后，将您的姓名与电话号码留下来，我回家之后，马上给您回电话。由于这样的提示过于平淡，许多美国人都使用自己编写的提示。刚才我在搜狐英语学习论坛上，看到一个帖子，介绍了一些很有趣的提示，我从中挑选了三个文字比较浅显的，请您看一看。通过这些提示，我们可以发现美国人的民族性格中幽默的一面。
hi. i am probably home. i'm just avoiding someone i don't like. leave me a message，and if i don't call back，it's you.嗨，我可能在家里，但我不想给我讨厌的人回电话。请留言吧。如果我没有给您回电话，那么您就是我讨厌的那个人。
please leave a message. however，you have the right to remain silent. if you give up the right，everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.请您留言。当然，您有权保持沉默。如果您放弃这个权利，那么您说的每句话都将被记录在案，并且将被我们所利用。
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