谁是第一个男人-英汉英汉双语笑话
who was the first man
谁是第一个男人
a teacher said to her class：
有个老师问班上的学生：
“who was the first man?”
“谁是第一个男人？”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．
“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”
小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand．
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