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英语笑话:欠揍的理发师

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Being rather bald,I have long been used to comforting myself on a visit to the hairdresser with the opening gambit,“Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street.”

However,I was not prepared for the response of one barber,“We always say there’s no sense in putting a roof on an empty barn.”

每次去美发中心的时候,我总是以一句自我安慰的话,来提及我那近乎秃顶的脑袋,“繁华的马路不会长草。”

没想到,有位理发师这样应了我一句:“我们是认为,荒芜的土地就不需要有屋顶。”
  
  ——摘自《新新英语——英语其实很有趣》

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