趣味英语：活学活用的老鼠

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A mighty elephant looked down at a tiny mouse and said,“You are undoubtedly the most insignificant thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Pardon me while I write down that，”answered the mouse,“I want to say it to a flea I know.”

一只庞然的大象不屑地对一只老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最不起眼的东西。”

“请再说一遍，我要把这句话记下来，”老鼠说:“我想对我认识的一只跳蚤这样说。”
　　
　　——摘自《新新英语——英语其实很有趣》

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