爆笑英语幽默笑话精71:Neither Bird Nor Beast禽兽不如（英汉双语笑话）
71.Neither Bird Nor Beast
71.禽兽不如
When phoenix spent his birthday，the bat did not attend，saying，“I have four legs，so I belong to a beast.”I should not attend. When Kylin spent his birthday，the bat did not attend either，saying，“I have the wing，so I belong to a bird.” One day，the Phoenix had a conversation with the Kylin about this matter, then both were filled with anger: How can be this kind of thing neither bird nor beast existing in the world.
凤凰过生日时，蝙幅不去，它说:“我有四条腿，属于走兽，不该去。”麒麟过生日时，蝙幅也不去，它说:“我有翅膀，宜算飞禽。”一夭，凤凰和麒麟谈起这事，无不义惯填膺:“世界上竟还有这么个禽兽不如的东西。”
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