英语笑话：关于猪的笑话
a man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. she charged that he had called her a pig. the man was found guilty and fined.
after the trial he asked the judge, "this means that i cannot call mrs. johnson a pig?"
the judge said that was true.
"does this mean i cannot call a pig mrs. johnson?" the man asked.
the judge replied that he could indeed call a pig mrs. johnson with no fear of legal action.
the man looked directly at mrs. johnson and said, "good afternoon, mrs. johnson."
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