趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（1）
1.you look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻, 呵呵)
2.you like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡脚
3.you suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍(他们都是直接切掉的)
4.you have a chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设(偶没有, 老爸不让, 说一看就是中国人, 郁闷)
5.you sing karaoke. 你唱ktv(唐人街才有的玩意儿)
6.your house is covered with tile.你的房子铺的是瓷砖(老外都是木板)
7.your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂(爱炒东西的缘故)
8.your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的炉子上面有铝箔
9.you leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 你的遥控器外面包着塑料(发现真的只有中国人才这样)
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