乔恩与对象约会-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
jon:i tried to impress my date with humor tonight.
乔恩： 我想给我的约会对象今晚留下深刻的印象。
garfield:uh-oh
jon:at dinner i stuck carrot in my ears and smeared potatoes all over my face.
乔恩：晚饭的时候，我把胡萝卜插到了我的耳朵上，捣烂的土豆泥抹了我满脸。
garfield:then what happened？
加菲猫：接下来发生了什么了呢？
jon:then she borrowed a quarter and called the police.
乔恩：然后她花了一刻钟时间把警察叫来了。
garfield:ouch.
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