这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件？
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?"
Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峡谷，深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all."
一个卡车司机向一山民打听：“请问，这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件？”
山民说：“这条路上经常有人开英雄车，前面不远处是个急转弯，急转弯的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么样的汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。”
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