班集和笨驴Class and Ass--双语幽默笑话
Class and Ass
班和笨驴
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不见他的班级。”
A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".
一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”(lass：姑娘)。
Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l".
后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”(ass：笨驴)。
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