食物中的人工色素会导致死亡-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
jon:garfield,you shouldn't take food for granted.
乔恩：加菲猫，你不应当认为取食物是理所应当的。
garfield:he's right.an artificial color died to provide me with this meal.
加菲猫：他说得对，这顿饭里面的人工色素会导致我丢了性命。
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