奖励加菲猫的节食计划-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
jon:as a reward for staying on your diet,i'm going to allow you to have some sugar with your coffee today.
乔恩：作为你保持节食的奖励，今天我将允许你在咖啡里放一些盐。
jon:let me rephrase that.
乔恩：让我换个合适的方式表达。
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