趣味图片英语笑话:new Diablo 新的暗黑破坏神(双语)
i will give my man three beautiful kids...
我想给我的丈夫生三个漂亮的孩子
i want the new diablo!
我想要新的暗黑破坏神
basicaally no one can explain why relationships between men and women can work
基本上没有一个人能够解释为什么男人和女人的关系能够起作用
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