英汉双语笑话：什么是性行为？
a little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "daddy, what's sex?"
her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. he tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. he goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.he covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. her father finally asks: "so what did you want to know about sex for?"
"oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
一个小女孩跑到自家后花园，她的爸爸正在那干活儿，她问，“爸爸，什么是性行为？”
她爸爸让她坐下，告诉她关于两性关系的基本常识。他告诉她关于怀孕，性交以及精子和卵子的事。接着又告诉她有关青春期，月经，性梦。。。他想，那是多痛苦的境况。于是他又给她讲是如何运作的，他涉及面的非常广，各主题分门别类，然后一直到他结束。他的女儿对这些突然涌入的奇怪的新知识感到肃然起敬。他的爸爸最后问她：“那么，为什么你想知道关于性的事呢?”
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