看笑话学英语27:Two Seats我需要用两个座位
听笑话学英语27:Two Seats我需要用两个座位
在演出即将开始前，一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院，递给引座员两张票。引座员问：“请问另一位在哪？” “哦，是这样的”女士脸红着回答，“你看，一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服，所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系，女士。”引座员抓了抓头说，“但问题是：你的两个座位号码分别是51和63！”
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