英汉双语笑话：你是同性恋吗？Are You Gay?
a man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. the devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "i don't know what all you've heard up there, but hell isn't all that bad a place. let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
the man answers, "yes, i do"
"oh, good then," the devil says, "you'll love mondays. every monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. do you like to drink?"
the man answers, "yeah, sure, i like to drink."
the devil says, "good, you'll love tuesdays, then. all we do on tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."
"you'll just love tuesdays. do you like to swear?"
"sure," says the man, "i swear a lot."
"great then. you'll love wednesdays."
the devil says, "on wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love wednesdays."
"oh, by the way," asks the devil, "are you gay?"
"hell no," the man replies, "i hate fags!"
the devil look at him, and says, "then you're gonna hate thursdays."
一名男子由于罪孽深重死后进了地狱。魔鬼在门口迎接他问道：“我不清楚你听说过的地狱是什么样，但这绝不是你想象中的那么遭。那我问你，你喜欢抽烟吗？”
男子回答道：“是的。”
“太好了”，魔鬼说，“你会爱上星期一的。每周一我们都会坐在这里抽烟，雪茄，烟斗，尝试各种烟草。你喜欢喝酒吗？”
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