双语幽默：Who's That? 那人是谁啊？
tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "ok, bubba how about tom cruise?"
"sure, yes, tom and i are old friends, and i can prove it." so bubba and his boss fly out to hollywood and knock on tom cruise's door, and sure enough, tom cruise, shouts, "bubba! great to see you! you and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
although impressed, bubba's boss is still skeptical. after they leave cruise's house, he tells bubba that he thinks bubba's knowing cruise was just lucky.
"no, no, just name anyone else," bubba says.
"president clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"yes," bubba says, "i know him, let's fly out to washington."
and off they go. at the white house, clinton spots bubb on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "bubba, what a surprise, i was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
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