英语幽默小故事带翻译：Definition 定义（中英双语）
54.Definition
54.定义
Mark, our youngest son, was born after I had completed my active Air Force career. As a retired colonel, I enjoyed discussing with the children my time in the service. One day，Mark asked me what a colonel was，and I suggested he look up the word in the dictionary.“Dad，I think I found it,"he said，a few minutes later. "Kernel:the soft part of a nut.'"
我最小的儿子马克，是我结束那富有挑战性的空军生涯后出生的.作为一个退役上校，我喜欢和孩子们聊聊我服役的那段时光。一天，马克问我什么叫“上校”，我建议化去查查字典。几分钟后，他说:“爸爸，我想我找到答案了。果仁:坚果中的柔软部分。”
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