英汉双语笑话：20美元看最好朋友的妻子的乳房
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a husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.
it is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". she says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
he replies "i would pay you $10 just to see one of them". she thinks for a minute and decides to do it.
丈夫出去买夫妻俩的午餐。他离开不久后门铃响。
是他的好朋友，妻子便让他进来。因为她还穿着浴袍，那男人对她说，“你的胸部真是美极了。”她说，“谢谢，不过要是让我丈夫听见他会很生气的。”
他说，“我付你10美元，让我看一个。”她想了一分钟，然后同意了。
他说，“哇哦，那是我见过的最完美的乳房了....如果你两个让我一起看。我再给你10美元。”
做完，他给了她钱然后离开了。她丈夫回来后，她说，“你的好朋友刚才来顺便看看你。”他问，“那他有没有把欠我的20美元还给我？”
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